New Labour my arse!!!!!!

What is going on in the news with Mr Blair's lot.

If its not him and Gordon Brown fighting over something stupid like who has the best parking space its his number two admitting he has been shagging someone 24 years younger. Not that it bothers me about him going with a younger woman but, come on now,what is wrong with them.

I'm not looking to swing any votes here, besides, its only James who reads this. Politics has become so panto its silly.

I have a plan. At the next general election don't vote. Nobody votes nobody wins, simple.

Newspapers are also a victim of this heat, nuts, fhm fuelled society. The sun is as good as the National Enquirer these days. Not that it was ever any good. What I'm trying to say is all the real news is lost amongst the latest showbiz fashion, ignoring the fact that half of these idols are wearing dog skin or some gerbil shin. Who really gives a shit about Preston getting engaged. Don't get me wrong, I like Chantelle. Great story when she beat the other so called celebs but it happened months ago. In fact lets all live like it. Lets all hire agents and get them to release things in the press about us.

NEWS SENSATION!!!!!!
by Antony

Toddler Rhys has managed to go to bed for 2 consecutive nights without a nappy. Rhys, 2, said he was pleased to have lasted the night without wetting the bed and was looking forward to third installment when he returns home later this evening.

Rhys was attending a movie premiere in New York following his rise to fame recently. Rhys now famous of course for such words like - Actually, I was only Joking and Exhibition is enjoying his new found fame. He is linked with several other top celebs like Jordan and Jodie Marsh.

His single is out May 8th and his autobiography is available this Monday at all good book stores.

Like James said in a post earlier, Z list nobody's with dodgy hairdos and 15 minders. I think we should free all the little puppies and test cosmetics on these people. In fact I am so enraged right now I will list my celebs that I will dispose of for you. Feel free to add some of your own.

1. Shayne Ward
2.Paris Hilton
3.Rebecca whatsaface. The one who done Beckham
4.Britney Spears
5.Whitney Houston ( for being such a fucking fool)
6.Bobby Brown ( For letting her)
7.Sven and Nancy. ( What a pair of muppets)
8.Jade Goody

that's it for now. I have missed loads out but cant think of them.

Ciao for now brown cow.