Happy Happy Talk

Fed up with the same old boring sad news. Tired with upsetting thoughts and shit. Look no further, this blog is all about happy things.

How are you all? I am ok. Just come back from the Gym and feel good.

So lets think happy things!!!

Doctor Who is good. For those abroad, specifically my beautiful sis, Doctor Who was filmed in New York this week. I was suitably impressed.

I love Doctor Who. I think he is the best Super Hero around. David Tennant, the actor who plays him does a fantastic job.

I love Music. There is nothing better than listening to some of your fave songs, singing out loud in the car or in the house. Music is the only thing that can really make sense when everything else is rubbish.

I love my Children. Both my kids are coming along lovely. My little Doctor is still number 1. He goes to play group now 3 days a week. He is talking brilliantly, as I type he is stood beside me asking me if he has any spicy sweets left. Spicy sweets are fizzy ones. My little princess is doing superbly well too. She has 4-5 teeth, she can say Dada, Nana and she says Hiya. Beautiful.

I love the nice weather, what the difference a sunny day makes to peoples moods.

I love laughing. Try to laugh lots. I laugh with my sister Nicola a lot. She makes me sing to her on the phone. I laugh with James a lot. I laugh with my wife a lot, although it is at each other most of the time.

I love Food. Eating a nice meal makes you feel nice. I like Revels and malteasers.

I love my game of football on a Thursday. Playing makes me feel a little fitter. I can run like an arse for an hour now and still feel alive. I love Liverpool Football club. COME ON BOYS. Big game on Wednesday. COME ON.

I'm sure I love more but lets leave it there.

What do you love. what are your favourite things.

Be happy now ok.

This week, smile all day long. Don't fight with anyone. BE HAPPY.

Not so Golden Virginia

I don't want to sound as if I am repeating myself here but I'm sure I wrote a similar blog in October.

Let me start by saying how sad I feel following the events at Virginia Tech yesterday. All the soundbites in the world cannot take away the tragedy that unfolded in this University yesterday and I am truly saddened by the killings.

I am not going to rant about Anti America stuff, god knows it caused enough grief last time, I am simply giving my observations. If people do not like it then follow the instructions listed at the top of this web page.

What happened yesterday was not a one off incident. However it was a record, beating another school shooting in the 60's. Where is this going to end???

Don't talk to me about intervention or babble that means nothing. I don't want to know about how America is the good and the Great and this is just another small blip on the US's way to greatness. America should be leading the way, they should be the shining light. Well they are not. Most of the bad shit that goes on is coming out of the US.

Now that may be a general term but America is getting a lot of stick these days and most of it is warranted. I am not going to go on about that though, my knowledge is not to great on the history but America really needs to sort it's shit out.

30,000+ Americans KILLED each year in a gun related crime. Those figures do not include Gun suicide, accidental deaths ( children picking up loaded guns and killing themselves). Over 200 Million guns on the streets of America.

WHAT DOES SOME DICK FROM THE NRA SAY LIVE ON CNN YESTERDAY

" If the Students on Campus were Armed they may have been able to take him out"

My thoughts: You cant even find the correct army to shoot at, so what hope do you have when you arm your school kids.

Go to school armed, my god, I have never heard such crazy American nonsense in all my life.

Charlton Heston was famously quoted as saying " Guns don't kill people, People do" This coming from a leading figure in the NRA. This coming from a ma who said at an NRA function " They can take my gun from my cold, dead hands".

Americans attitude towards guns is wrong. You do not need guns. We don't have them and we cope fine. You can buy guns and Ammo in wall mart these days.

A student in a University could not buy a beer because he was 20 but he could buy a second hand gun that was advertised on the student website. CRAZY CRAZY.

Also, don't talk to me about the constitutional right to bear arms. Not actual bear arms like gentle Ben but to carry weapons. This is en grained in American Culture but the interpretation of the right is incorrect. Read it. When the constitution was written the US did not agree to have an Army, therefore for the purposes of defence ( against the UK) guns could be legally carried. Well, you have an army now, so why have the right to carry weapons.

I am not saying ban all guns. That would never work. Much Much tighter laws on the control of weapons is needed. Virginia has only just passed a law that states you can only by 12 guns a year. Before that you could buy what you wanted. A man in Pennsylvania purchased 86 handguns and paid with cash. This was in a well governed gun fair. What chance do you have.

The UK is not as bad but it is not good either. In the year ending 06 there were 50 incidents of Gun related murder in England and Wales. That is a scary Stat.

The NRA have no power. They are simply lobbyists with a lot of cash.

13.74 people are killed per 100,000 with a gun in the states.

It will never change while the attitude of the people is ARM UP AND TAKE THEM OUT.

Guns don't kill people, Laws do.

Joke of the Day

An Eskimo is out for a drive one day when his car breaks down and he is forced to call out the Alaskan AA. The Eskimo stands in the howling wind and waits for the mechanic to arrive. When the mechanic reaches the broken car, he sets to work, looking under the bonnet until he appears to have located the problem. He looks up at the Eskimo and says, "You've blown a seal, mate." To which the Eskimo hastily replies, "No, I haven't. That's just frost on my moustache."

Bloggy Loggy

Hey everyone,

Happy Easter to you all. I love Easter, all this talk of love and peace on Earth, Jesus being born again. It really is super. Wait a minute, I have heard nothing of this.

In fact let me rant.

TV this Easter was shit, I did not eat Turkey. Should you eat Turkey at Easter. I did not go to Church, neither did I see a church service on TV. Easter is shit. As my International partner said in his blog, cheaper eggs, less quality, fat people eating them all. its all rubbish.

What has happened in the world of the Leach.

I am off for a while, back on Tuesday. Should be Monday but I am going to speak to my boss and try and get Monday off so I can go to Tenby for the Weekend. The weather planned is SUPER DUPER.

Home life is a little weird lately, wont go there.

Started an International incident recently. I wrote a blog in October that someone read and did not like. Tut Tut Antony. Anyway, the final result of that was I WAS RIGHT AND SHE WAS WRONG.

The person who wants to sleep with the American flag asked me to wrote something funny but I really cant. I need inspiration. What I want is for you guys, all three of you, to send me titles or subjects of blogs you would like me to cover. I will try and do something with them.

Let me come back to my Anti-American slander that caused so much offence.

I know what I said was naughty, and just in case my American brothers and sisters read my blogs I want to apologise. Maybe I was general, maybe I was a little harsh, maybe I to need a little therapy. Come to Wales and I will make it up to you.

As a parent I should be smarter than to just look at you all as a nation without judging you all on the same level. I would like though to give you some top tips to avoid being a nation disliked by small minded idiots like me.

These are in No order.

1. Americans - Stop calling America the Greatest Country in the World. You are not. you have great shops and can make a mean film, you have nice food but "The Greatest country in the World" is deemed slightly arrogant.

2. Create a universal Spell check. This way Organisation will have an S and not a Z. English is English, as much as we hate them too.

3. If you think everyone is against you then they will be. Just relax, stop having therapy and save your money for trips outside of America. We live in a wonderfully diverse world, some countries even have other outlets as a replacement to the Golden Arches.

4. Listen to Radio 1. You can get it on the Internet. Feed your Brain with other humour. I know you don't get us, but, we get you 24/7. Have some back.

5. Import OXO. they are nice.

6. Stop sending us your crap music. You take a lifetime to have one of ours, and lets be fair, British music is better. STOP SENDING US RUBBISH MUSICAL ACTS.

7. Take me with a pinch of salt.

HA HA HA HA HA HA - EVIL LAUGH HA HA HA

Look forward to spending 5 weeks reading Nicola's comment.

I AM ONLY PLAYING. Don't forget to send me some subjects.

Love you all, especially my super Yankee doodle dandy sis
sis.

Later days